I know I said that yesterday would be the last time I wrote anything about the US Election… but I lied. Today is. Promise. I shall never mention John Kerry on this blog ever again. I can’t promise not to mention Bush 43, because his very nature suggests that I will need to rant about him again in the not-to-distant future. Oh well. We apologise for any inconvenience.
I must have missed the news on Tuesday (oh, which was only yesterday – I don’t feel so bad now) about John Ashcroft resigning as Attorney General. Ashcroft was, of course, the right-wing nutter who introduced the US Patriot Act (for more on the USPA see Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9-11), but more importantly, he wrote himself a theme tune for the war in Iraq (for some reason, Americans never call it the war on Iraq – anyone else noticed that?). He sang the song, called ‘Let the Eagle Soar’, in front of a press conference – and the video is available online!
Anyway, that’s it. Election and election related stuff finished with. Hasta la vista. Finito.
Except to say, if you want a comprehensive list of everything funny to do with the election, head over to About.com which has a huge section devoted to it. Top stuff.
(thanks to Drew and 




Possibly the funniest newspaper in the world (with the possible exception of the 

- Washington DC – Matt Frei – the BBC’s Washington Correspondant (TV)
- Washington DC – Justin Webb – the BBC’s Washington Correspondant (Radio)
- Washington DC – John Simpson – the liberator of Kabul, “I’ve been covering US elections since 1964.”
- Washington DC – Dermot Murnaghan – him off the Breakfast show
- Washington DC (there’s a lot of ‘em there) – Jon Sopel – ex-European Correspondant, now a presenter of the 6 o’clock news.
- Boston – Gavin Hewitt – Special Correspondant, last seen somewhere far-flung
- Boston – Brian Hanrahan – has reported on everything from the Falklands to Iraq
- Crawford, Texas (chez W) – Stephen Evans – American Business Correspondant, based in New York (9-11 World Trade Center survivor)
- Miami – Daniela Relph – I’m pretty sure she’s usually Middle Eastern…