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  1. World Peace for Sale?

    November 25, 2004 by dafyd

    The Google ads next to Boris Johnson’s latest column on the Daily Telegraph site make some fairly interesting reading – have a look at this screen-capture!

    How much is ‘World Peace’ going for on eBay, then? A quick search finds … hmm, strangely enough, not a lot. What a pity. There’s a lot more on ebay.com, but still no one proposing a lasting solution, available to the highest bidder. Oh well – it looks like Messrs Bush and Blair are just going to have to pull their fingers out and work it out themselves. That said, maybe we’d best leave Bush out of it…

    Happy Thanksgiving to all you American types, by the way…


  2. Waterstone’s

    November 14, 2004 by dafyd

    Waterstone'sBack when I worked for Waterstone’s, there were several concerted efforts to get the company lots of coverage in the press – after all, all publicity is good publicity. For example, almost every newspaper article or TV report about the launch of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix featured Waterstone’s, and a store in Edinburgh was chosen by JK Rowling for a book signing.

    Just recently, though, I think the Media Team in Brentford has gone one better than even Harry Potter:

    W43 at Waterstone's

    Yes, that’s right – the George W Bush victory speech, sponsored by Waterstone’s! In fact, if you really want, you can buy ‘W’ t-shirts at the George W Bush online store – they again look ridiculously like the Waterstone’s t-shirts that some staff have to wear (but not our store, thank God).

    Sorry I’ve posted this so late, but it took me for ever to actually find the image…!


  3. The next James Bond?

    November 11, 2004 by dafyd

    OK, so Pierce Brosnan isn’t going to do any more Bond films. (Except maybe Casino Royale with Quentin Tarantino – now that’s a film I’d like to see…!) Pity, but that’s life. So who’s next?

    Well… while perusing various sites on the World Wide InterWebNet™, I came across the following article on ReadABet.com:

    Massive interest in Ewan McGregor to become the next James Bond has led bookmakers William Hill to slash his price from 12/1 to 9/4 favourite. Rumours began to circulate on the internet on Saturday that Ewan Mc Gregor was in advanced negotiations to take over from Brosnan as the sixth James Bond and the bets started to come in. Hill’s spokesman Rupert Adams said: “The evidence is not conclusive at present and we do not think this is a betting sting from insiders – that said if Ewan does get the nod it’s going to be a painful experience.” Latest William Hill odds: 9/4 Ewan McGregor, 9/2 Dougray Scott, 6/1 Clive Owen, 7/1 Hugh Jackman, Colin Farrell, 8/1 Jude Law, Ioan Gruffudd, 9/1 James Purefoy, Eric Bana, 10/1 Orlando Bloom, Chris Feeney, 16/1 Gerard Butler, Christian Bale, 20/1 Rupert Everett, Hugh Grant, Greg Wise, Michael Ball, 25/1 Russell Crowe, Julian McMahon, Jeremy Northam, Geraint Owen 100/1 Robbie Williams, Eminem, 500/1 Boris Johnson.

    OK, Ewan McGregor – I like that idea. Dougray Scott or Clive Owen might in fact be even better – they’re not as well known, and if you’ve seen Owen in The Bourne Identity I think you’ll agree that he can play the role well. But there’s one name on the list that I think would be brilliant. Can you guess which? I’ll give you a hand, and repeat the list:

    Latest William Hill odds: 9/4 Ewan McGregor, 9/2 Dougray Scott, 6/1 Clive Owen, 7/1 Hugh Jackman, Colin Farrell, 8/1 Jude Law, Ioan Gruffudd, 9/1 James Purefoy, Eric Bana, 10/1 Orlando Bloom, Chris Feeney, 16/1 Gerard Butler, Christian Bale, 20/1 Rupert Everett, Hugh Grant, Greg Wise, Michael Ball, 25/1 Russell Crowe, Julian McMahon, Jeremy Northam, Geraint Owen 100/1 Robbie Williams, Eminem, 500/1 Boris Johnson.

    Oh yes!

    Boris Johnson: helicopter pilot


  4. Queen dozes off…

    November 5, 2004 by dafyd

    Just found this on BBC News – I’ve highlighted the interesting bit in bold:

    Queen snoozingThe Queen has spoken of her renewed confidence in relations with Germany on the final day of her state visit. She visited Dusseldorf – devastated by allied bombing raids on the night of 3 November, 1944 – on Thursday. Addressing the Landtag, North Rhine-Westphalia’s regional parliament, she said that the suffering of the past could not be forgotten. During a later engagement, the Queen appeared to fall asleep during a talk on the use of magnets in healthcare. She slumped in her chair and closed her eyes for about 10 seconds during the lecture at the Heinrich-Heine University clinic.

    Magnets in healthcare? Can you blame her? Anyone would fall asleep during that! What was she doing at a lecture about magnets in healthcare anyway? Poor thing…


  5. Can’t get a plane ticket? Try this…

    November 4, 2004 by dafyd

    LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) — A Canadian man, angry that he was refused a plane ticket to Australia at Los Angeles International Airport, stripped naked, sprinted across the tarmac and climbed into the wheel well of a moving jumbo jet, officials said on Wednesday.

    Pilots of the Qantas Airways flight stopped the plane. The man was coaxed out of the wheel well and arrested for trespassing, said airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles.

    “This was an extremely dangerous thing for him to do. If he had continued to cling in there with the aircraft taking off at over 200 miles (320 kph) per hour, he might have fallen out and could have been sucked up by an engine,” she said.

    “If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet (9,150 metres) while wearing no clothes.”

    The man, Neil Melly, 31, tried to buy a one-way ticket on the Qantas flight on Monday evening, but was turned down because he could not supply a valid credit card, Castles said.

    Later, he managed to climb over an airport fence, topped by three strands of barbed wire, without injury and was spotted by a ramp worker “running, naked, full-speed” toward the plane.

    Castles said a check by authorities found that Melly had been reported missing to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and was suffering from bi-polar disorder, a manic-depressive illness.


  6. North-East’s own time zone?

    October 27, 2004 by dafyd

    I found this quite funny on BBC News:

    Generic image to do with time... Big Ben!

    Brussels has been “blamed” for bringing winter a week early to parts of the country. About 2,000 clocks on public buildings and railway stations across the UK have gone back an hour seven days too soon. An EU directive dictating clocks should change on the last Sunday of October has been blamed by clock makers. Traditionally, clocks changed on the fourth Sunday of October and most were pre-programmed to do so. There are five Sundays in October this year. Residents of Huddersfield and Darlington are among those baffled at the time change. Jim Foster, of clock works firm William Potts & Sons in Leeds, said his firm provided electronic chips for many of the timepieces. The chips have been programmed for British Summer Time ending on the traditional fourth Sunday of the month. “This is going to happen again next October,” he said. “We are making a different chip which can cope with the time change and offering it to our existing customers. “The only problem is that the commission meets again in 2006 so it could all change once more. “It has been a bit chaotic here over the last few days. But the situation will remedy itself next week when the time changes for real,” he said.

    The indignation of the presenter on the ITV Regional News was quite something…!


  7. Ken Bigley

    October 20, 2004 by dafyd

    No doubt you’ve read about the editorial in The Spectator, edited by Boris Johnson, about the beheading of Ken Bigley.

    The article, in the issue dated 16 October, says people in Liverpool “cannot accept that they might have made any contribution to their misfortunes, but seek rather to blame someone else for it, thereby deepening their sense of shared tribal grievance about the rest of society”.

    It says Liverpudlians “wallow” in their “victim status”, adding it is part of the “deeply unattractive psyche” of many in the city.

    The article goes on to say Ken Bigley’s brother Paul was wrong to say the Prime Minister has “blood on his hands”.

    It says Mr Bigley took a risk by working in Iraq against the advice of the Foreign Office, and that “his motives and misjudgements… should, without lessening sympathy for him and his family, temper the outpouring of sentimentality in which many have engaged for him”.

    It also says the city made a scapegoat of police in the wake of the Hillsborough disaster, refusing to acknowledge the part played “by drunken fans at the back of the crowd who mindlessly tried to fight their way into the ground”.

    For the whole text of the editorial, head over to The Spectator – you may need to register with them for free.

    Basically, I agree with the sentiment of the article. It’s true that we have not seen so much grieving for the 80-or-so British soldiers who have died in Iraq since the war started. Ken Bigley knew what he was getting into when he started working there – he ignored Foreign Office travel advisories and, quite frankly, common sense. Of course he runs the risk of getting kidnapped or killed if he’s working in one of the most dangerous countries on Earth. I deplore the fact that he was killed. I don’t in any way condone the fact that he was kidnapped and executed. What I don’t understand is how his death can have affected so many people. Well, in fact, I know exactly why – the Daily Mail, the Sun, the Mirror… all sensationalised the story to such an extent that it was difficult to ignore it. It would be interesting to see how many people how have heard of Ken Bigley would be able to name the two Americans who were kidnapped and beheaded at the same time (Jack Hensley and Eugene Armstrong).

    I appreciate that many people will have hugely different opinions, but that’s what this blog is for – it let’s me explain how I feel about something. That is also what an editorial or op-ed column in a newspaper or magazine is for. It is not news. It is one journalist’s take on the news. And I feel strongly that the Spectator editorial is completely justified, especially in that context.

    I agree that some of the comments about the Hillsborough tragedy were ill-advised, and some were just plain worng, as Boris himself says in his apology to the people of Liverpool:

    What on earth was I thinking of? How could I possibly have approved an attack on Liverpool? I will tell you the genesis of the piece. I was driving a child to a football match, and we were listening on the radio to the start of the England-Wales game, where it was the intention to hold a minute’s silence in memory of Ken Bigley. I listened with mounting disbelief and disgust; because instead of keeping silent – as the people of Liverpool kept silent – the crowd started to jabber. Then they started to swear, and jeer, and catcall. After what seemed like barely twenty or thirty seconds the ref was so embarrassed that he gave up, and blew the whistle for the start of the game. The following day I looked in the papers for an account of this disgrace, and found nothing, and thought we should have a piece on it. I brooded on the causes. How could people behave so thuggishly, when called upon to hold a minute’s silence? It occurred to me that the crowd’s reaction showed there was something by definition false in the decision to hold the minute’s silence. The ceremony required people to show an emotion that – manifestly, alas – they did not all feel. Suppose a British crowd had been asked to hold a minute’s silence for those who died in the second world war. Or suppose that they were asked to commemorate all the British soldiers who have died in Iraq, or the victims of some IRA atrocity. I don’t believe that silence would have been interrupted by anything more than a cough. So it struck me that a large part of the crowd was in a sense rebelling against an imposed sentiment; and that made me think about a leader on the difficulties of the culture of sentimentality in modern Britain. No doubt I shall be strongly criticized for saying this, but I still believe that the underlying point of that editorial was serious, and was worth pondering. Whatever apologies I am about to make, it would be absurd and Orwellian if I were to perform a complete intellectual U-turn, and repudiate, this week, the main point of a leader I published last week. I still think it worth saying that it is a sad truth that tumultuous displays of grief, like those we saw for Ken Bigley, will tend to encourage the Islamic terrorists, because they increase the political value of each kidnapping and murder. Time and again, in the leader, we stressed our horror and revulsion at Ken Bigley’s death. Time and again we extended our heartfelt sympathies to his family. But we also pointed out that it was wrong of some of the Bigley family to say that Tony Blair had Ken’s blood on his hands, because in our view the people who had Ken Bigley’s blood on their hands were the people who killed him. And I say that because I do not believe it would have been right for the Government to negotiate with his kidnappers in such a way as to encourage further kidnappings, and jeopardize the lives of others working in Iraq. We concluded with a point – which I stick by – about risk, and the risks Ken was willingly running, and our modern refusal to accept that we may be in any way the authors of our own misfortunes. I now think that the point was valid, but that it was tasteless to make it in the context of Ken Bigley’s death. I am truly sorry for any offence we may have caused his relatives. But I am sorry, too, for the hurt and dismay we have so evidently caused in our description of Liverpool. There may well be some Liverpudlians who still answer to the characteristics in question – just as there are all over the country. We should not have generalized, so as to seem to refer to everyone in Liverpool. Above all, we have simply no excuse for getting our facts wrong about the Hillsborough tragedy. We said “more than 50″ Liverpool supporters died. That was I suppose technically accurate, but the real number was 96, as ten seconds on Google would have shown. And we should clearly not have blamed drunken fans at the back, when this cause was specifically ruled out by the inquiry report.

    If you’re interested, there’s another opinion at Boriswatch. There’s also a bit in the FT, whcih describes Boris as “Boris Johnson, editor of The Spectator, MP for Henley, Tory spokesman on culture, general good egg and TV star”.


  8. England to move to continental time?

    October 11, 2004 by dafyd

    One of the most surreal articles I’ve read on BBC News:

    Generic image to do with time... Big Ben!

    An MP is bidding to harness the principle of devolution, to allow England and Wales to move to continental time without Scotland. Shifting the clocks an hour forward is popular in England because it gives lighter evenings. But previous attempts to switch time zones have been defeated by Scottish MPs whose constituents do not want winter mornings to get any darker. Kent MP Nigel Beard said devolution means Scots should not have the power to determine time for the English. In a Private Member’s Bill being introduced in parliament this week he wants to give English and Welsh MPs the power to change the clocks independently – and allow the Scottish and Northern Irish assemblies to follow if they wish. The Scottish Nationalists say they are relaxed about being an hour behind England. But if England went continental the rest of the UK would almost certainly be tugged along. The government is considering whether to support the bill. Without backing the measure will fall. Mr Beard says a compelling reason for changing the clocks is a government study showing that it would save 100 lives a year on the roads. That is because people crash more on dark evenings than on dark mornings. Similar research in the 1990s was rejected by the Scottish Secretary Michael Forsyth, who said Scottish Office statisticians believed the life-saving benefits only applied to England. Following this revelation Scottish MPs collaborated to sink a previous Private Member’s Bill to change the clocks. The BBC has been told Scottish statisticians involved did not want politicians to make their misgivings public, as they feared their technical scepticism would be used as a political weapon. In response to a BBC enquiry a Scottish Executive spokesman said the executive now accepts that changing the clocks would also save Scots’ lives. A survey by the safety groups RoSPA earlier this year suggested a majority of Scots would support changing the clocks if they knew about the savings.

    There seems to be no mention in the article of what would happen to Greenwich Mean Time… how would it work? It would really mess up the map of time zones!

    Time Zones


  9. Busted = Young Conservatives?

    October 10, 2004 by dafyd

    Found this fun little snippet while perusing the BBC News Conservative Party Conference coverage:

    There was a time when the Conservatives would have done almost anything to secure a vaguely credible celebrity endorsement. But that was before the party got groovy. All week long we have been treated to the surreal site (sic) of Nicholas Soames singing the praises of Dido and Liam Fox confessing his passion for The Scissor Sisters, playing on video screens around the conference centre. Now boy band Busted have joined the love-in. Busted!The trio – whose hits include Year 3000 and Air Hostess – bashfully owned up to their political leanings in an interview with Tatler. “I don’t really like politics but I’ve always grown up with their views – the Tories’ way of doing things. I just prefer their way of doing things,” said 21-year-old Matt Jay, a former public schoolboy. “I didn’t know them but I am becoming more familiar with them,” Mr Howard told Sky News when asked if he was a fan. “But I am very pleased they are supporting us.” Most of the Tories I spoke to on Thursday morning had not only heard of Busted, but were decidedly sniffy about their new recruits. “I think the Spice Girls’ endorsement was better,” said one young man. West Dorset Tories were more enthusiastic. “Of course, I’ve heard of Busted,” said one. “I think it’s marvellous. I think we should put them in our magazine! We should make use of them.” Shropshire Tory Henry Chance put the whole thing in perspective. The world's favorite, cuddliest Tory“One of them’s a public schoolboy, so he doesn’t count. He’s been conditioned. Another one backs the Monster Raving Loony Party. “And the third one says he ought to support the Tories because he is earning so much money these days. “It’s not really the sort of message we want to be putting out, is it?”

    They should have got Boris to comment…!


  10. Durham University Timetable Confusion

    October 6, 2004 by dafyd

    Education Guardian ran this story, following a report on Durham student website Durham21:

    University of Durham

    Durham University’s undergraduate timetable is in crisis with large sections incomplete just days before students are due to return for the start of term. Admin staff are working round-the-clock to produce a functioning schedule after the university last week pulled the plug on a project to computerise timetabling. Two years ago the university purchased a software package, Syllabus Plus, to save time and money. But the project has been in difficulties for several months. An administrator hired by the university for the project has been absent on sick-leave since mid August, apparently through stress. Durham’s academic registrar, Nicola Parker, admitted there were “major problems” with the new timetable. Beginning in late July, a succession of half a dozen impractical and unworkable timetables were generated by the software until, ten days ago, a glitch in the data settings emerged as the root of the problem. The error meant that, for courses with more than one lecture a week, individual lectures were treated as options from which a student would choose only one to attend. Such a set-up is common-place in US and Australian universities, where lectures are repeated several times to accommodate much larger student numbers. Members of the university worked with Scientia – the company which makes the software – to correct the mistake, but were unable to regenerate the timetable automatically once it had been corrected. Departmental timetable coordinators then worked frantically to resolve clashes by hand, before the university took the decision to pull the plug and revert to last year’s timetable. With up to a hundred new modules introduced across the university since last year, administrators are left with just a few days to carry out and check the necessary modifications before term gets under way. Asked whether she thought the timetable would be ready for the start of term, the university’s head of student planning and assessment, Melanie King, said: “It has to be ready. We’re aiming to have everything done in time.” Departmental timetable administrators remain sceptical, however: “Ten days ago, I received an email telling me that virtually all of the problems had been ironed out,” said one. “I decided to check two modules at random and found both had clashes. Further investigation revealed a total of more than 60 other clashes.” Many academic staff are reportedly unhappy at not being able to confirm commitments, such as dates for meetings and seminars, whilst the timetable remains in limbo: “Several of the organisations that I have had to explain the situation to are surprised to say the least,” said one disgruntled lecturer. The timetable is usually ready in late July. Departments at the university have also received dozens of calls and emails from prospective and returning students, eager to begin planning activities around their timetables.

    I especially like the last line, a quote from Derek Wilson, a leading figure within the Durham branch of the Association of University Teachers: “I told them back in May that it would never work. It’s a complete balls up.”

    University College, DurhamOh well. Lectures are supposed to start tomorrow; my department, the School of Modern Languages and Cultures, has already said that it won’t be starting lectures until Monday. Meanwhile, I know several students who have two compulsory modules in the same subject at the same time, and it appears that several rooms and lecture theatres have been multiple-booked.

    I hate to say it (I seem to use that phrase ridiculously often) but this seems to me to be more of a problem I would expect to find at Nottingham High School (give them a couple of years and they’ll have it…), not a world-class university such as Durham. But I suppose mistakes happen. It can’t be helped. And I’m enjoying this unexpected free time…!