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  1. Public Service Announcement: Chocolate

    August 24, 2011 by dafyd

    Mars Believe

    Tangentially related to my last post, I wanted to share a somewhat amusing, somewhat annoying quirk of the American chocolate market.

    You know a Mars Bar, right? One a day helps you work, rest and play? There is no such thing in America. Nope, in the USA, a Mars Bar is called a Milky Way.

    This causes me immense amounts of confusion. Englishers, I’m sure you’ll understand why. For my American friends, I should explain that there is a chocolate bar (“candy bar”) marketed in the UK as a “Milky Way”. It is not, though, what you know as a Milky Way; it’s what Mars USA calls a 3 Musketeers bar. There is no 3 Musketeers bar in Britain.

    So, to recap, in the hope that I can help others from falling into the same trap:

    • UK Mars Bar = US Milky Way
    • UK Milky Way = US 3 Musketeers

    Now try standing in front of those two bars in an American store and try to pick the one containing caramel. Mind = blown.

    Photo by Flickr user ukslim (by-nc-sa)


  2. Dear Giant Eagle

    August 24, 2011 by dafyd

    A letter, recently dispatched to our local supermarket after it had the temerity to dangle Proper British Chocolate in front of me, only to snatch it away a short time later.

    Giant Eagle Market District
    100 Settlers Ridge Center Dr,
    Pittsburgh, PA 15205

    Wednesday, 24 August 2011

    Dear Giant Eagle chaps,

    As a Brit who has recently moved to the Pittsburgh area, I want to thank you for your Market District store at Settlers Ridge. You have no idea how much I have appreciated finding an impressive range of home comforts on your shelves: Weetabix cereal, Ready Brek porridge, Robinsons Lemon Barley Water, Yorkie bars, the largest range of Sam Smith’s beers in Western PA… all products that have, from time-to-time, helped to relieve any tinge of homesickness.

    Imagine my horror, therefore, when I recently visited the store to obtain a few essentials and discovered that the British section had been brutally mutilated, halved in size. Where once were two full shelf racks bustling with the finest spotted dicks and Marmite, there is now but one. Your array of Cadbury’s chocolate bars – vital, as I’m sure you’re aware, to remove any lingering taste of Hershey’s “chocolate” – has gone! No more Maltesers or Kit Kat Chunkies! Why? Are there too few expats and Anglophiles in Allegheny Country to justify such an extravagance? Where should I now sate my olde worlde sweet tooth? And to add insult to injury, the former British shelves are now filled with products from Germany. Curry Ketchup? Dried Spaetzle? Pfah.

    As I say, I’m a great admirer of your store, and will certainly continue to patronise it. That said, though, I would be eternally grateful if you were to reconsider your downsizing of the British foods display. I’m sure I can make it worth your while.

    Yours sincerely,
    Dafyd Jones

    PS: No matter how you may have been informed, Maille “Old Style” Moutarde de Dijon and “extra fine” Cornichons do not belong in the (already emasculated) British section. The Hundred Years War was fought over less.

    Also, Jaffa Cakes.


  3. Pseuds Recruitment

    March 15, 2011 by dafyd

    Breaking my ridiculously long blog-silence (to be properly broken soon, I promise), to reproduce this email, received earlier today from an IT recruiter back in the UK. He doesn’t know that I (a) have a job and (b) am on another continent. It strikes me as a perfect candidate for Private Eye’s Pseuds Corner.

    Good Day to you Dafyd,

    The conventional Digital Agency is becoming somewhat of a commonplace in today’s society. Most developers know what to expect from a Digital Agency environment……. Large windows, trendy yuppies, converted warehouses, exposed brickwork etc etc.

    What strikes me when I enter a digital agency is that they are all pretty much the same. Agencies purporting to be creative, yet which in themselves are anything but ‘machines for creativity’, rather clones of the agency down the road. interior Cobblestone floors, converted warehouses and a Shoreditch location, no longer appeal to those wise developers who yearn for a working environment which nourishes the creative juices far more than an ‘open plan office with perspex desks’. Indeed, great artisans have long tended to seek recourse in a small workshop rather than a huge sprawling office. Take the great architect, prophet, luminary, painter, sculptor, furniture designer and all round Uber-Menche, Le Corbusier, a man who was given the opportunity to work in some of the most opulent and ornamented Parisian ateliers, yet who settled for a ramshackle studio in Rue de Sevres, Paris from whence, some of the most highly valued paintings were conceived.

    I went to the London offices of my client yesterday to discuss a role that they are seeking to fill urgently. I was expecting, the same old Digital Agency stereotype, yet I was pleasantly surprised to enter a beautiful building which in my view served as a synthesis between the old and the new, past and present, Ying and Yang, nature and the machine. I was immediately struck by the timber framed roof beams of the main studio, reinforced with steel girders, the smoking room adorned with epoque empire candelabras and old smoking pipes juxtaposed by cutting edge orthopaedic chairs with built in lumbar supports. At the far end of the room, an interior ornamental pediment surmounted by muses caught my gaze, as if removed from atop the pillars of Athens. I realised just what an exceptional agency I had stumbled upon. What’s more, they create websites for the most well known european car brands, MERCEDES BENZ!

    They are currently seeking a strong hybrid PHP/AS3 developer to join their team, somewhat of an interesting combination, but one which no doubt fits in with their general maxim of reconciling of opposites. The successful candidate would be joining a small team of very smart yet very laid back developers and designers.

    Seriously? Corbusier, Uber-Menche (he means mensch)? Ying (sic) and yang? Sounds a great place to work, but, despite his wordy protestations to the contrary, I have to say that it sounds exactly like every trendy digital agency…


  4. CordenBleugh

    June 10, 2010 by dafyd

    Are you using the shiny new Safari 5? Do you want to remove all traces of James Corden from your interwebs? I can help.

    Install the CordenBleugh Safari Extension (right-click and download), and, almost magically, your browsing will be no longer blighted. Can’t promise the same for this Saturday’s Doctor Who, though. Sorry.

    Not sure how to use Safari extensions? Read this.

    (This is all based on Tane Piper’s CordenBleugh extension for Google Chrome, which is in turn based on Shaved Bieber by Greg Leuch)


  5. Instablog

    January 5, 2010 by dafyd

    Look! I’m back! Sort of – this is very much a holding blog until I get everything sorted out on my super-shiny, all-bells-and-whistles, systematic, hydromatic new site.

    Many apologies for my sustained absence – believe me, I wish it hadn’t been so long. Anyhoo, I have returned, with a temporary blog here to hold my pearls of wisdom until I finally get round to finishing the new-look version of my full site.

    But, I hear you cry, why have I made such a sudden reappearance? Well, I’m going to be spending much of the next week in bed (more on that anon), and feel I may wish to vent my frustration in more than 140 characters. So I shall be publishing, with luck, longer form rants here once again.

    So, yes, more blogging here again. Starting tomorrow, with a brief catchup of what’s going on with me and why.


  6. 140 characters or fewer

    May 8, 2009 by dafyd

    I was going to post on Twitter that Twitter is currently down. It took me at least three attempts to realise the flaw in my plan…

    Should be blogging more, but I’ve been awfully busy with work (yes, proper work, here) and haven’t really felt like it. More anon, though, I promise.


  7. Some say…

    March 20, 2009 by dafyd

    …his face is permanently blurred to protect his identity.

    Google Maps launched its Streetview service in the UK yesterday, and some intrepid sightseers have already found the Stig at the BBC’s White City offices. Fun.

    Also Nottingham High School, on a rare “not rainy” day:

    Oh, and Wally on Putney High Street:


  8. Inside Today

    March 12, 2009 by dafyd

    As a long-time Radio 4 listener, it’s fascinating to get a glimpse behind the scenes of the Today programme…

    One might argue that a viral video stops being viral when the programme it is promoting has to promote the video itself… Still, fun though.


  9. Flightless?

    February 25, 2009 by dafyd

    This BBC headline confused me for a few moments:

    BBC headline: Turkey plane crashes in Amsterdam

    I didn’t think turkeys were flightless (wild, they’re not), so why the plane? Images of Chicken Run came to mind…

    Chicken Run

    Bad bit of journalese there, I think. Not a great idea to associate plasticine poultry with a plane crash, however unintentionally.

    Update: The BBC has updated the title to “Jet crashes…” – much clearer.


  10. Eaten alive

    February 23, 2009 by dafyd

    Eaten Alive photo

    Eaten alive, originally uploaded by dafyd.

    This poor Lego chap appears to have become something’s lunch – my bet is on the mice that seem to have moved in…