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April, 2007

  1. Spam Poetry

    April 29, 2007 by dafyd

    I was really quite moved by the poetry of a spam email I received this morning:

    I do not ask you to tell me more. The document type declaration, indicated by the following tag.

    It is long since I heard them, and I thought deeply before I could recall them to my mind.

    Removes the specified child code group.

    It receives the return value of the LoadAccelerators function and is used in the TranslateAccelerator function to identify the accelerator table.

    He’s going to kill you,” she said. I wasn’t listening, though. I was thinking about something else–something crazy. “You know what I’d like to be.

    See if I care.

    See list of available formats in win32.

    This multi-line reply is sent whenever a STAT command is received with an argument.

    Random phrases, in a random order, can have a really deep meaning. Buggered if I know what it is, though.


  2. Oooh

    April 23, 2007 by dafyd

    I’m getting even more excited by this international trailer for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:

    You need the free Macromedia Flash Player to watch this video. Download it here.

    If you’re reading this in a feedreader, or in Facebook or the like, you’ll have to click through to the actual post. Make sure you do, though – it’s utterly worth it!

    700-odd pages in two-and-a-half hours must be quite a challenge – but this looks awesome!


  3. Alan Johnston

    April 18, 2007 by dafyd

    Alan Johnston, the BBC’s correspondent in Gaza, was abducted on his way home on March 12th. He remains missing, almost six weeks on.

    Alan Johnston has lived and worked in Gaza for three years, the only Western reporter permanently based in the often violent and lawless territory.

    He has reported on all sides of the Palestinian struggle, and is known and respected by key Palestinians of all factions.

    His abduction has been condemned by the Palestinian prime minister and president, the Saudi foreign minister, the UK government, and leading clerics of all religions. 300 British journalists, editors and media personalities signed an advertisement in the Guardian asking that “everyone with influence on this situation increase their efforts, to ensure that Alan is freed quickly and unharmed”. 35,000 users of the BBC News website have signed a petition demanding his release.

    Journalists should never become targets. Their job is to fairly and accurately report on what is happening. For that, they should never fear retribution. Sadly, of course, this is not the case. BBC Security Correspondent Frank Gardner was shot in Saudi Arabia three years ago; his cameraman, Simon Cumbers, died, and Gardner was left paralysed from the waist down. BBC World Affairs Editor John Simpson was bombed by a US warplane in Iraq in 2003; his translator, Kamaran Abdurazaq Muhamed, was killed. The BBC’s North America Business Correspondent, Stephen Evans, was on the ground floor of one of the World Trade Centre towers when the planes flew into the complex on September 11, 2001; he gave his eyewitness account live to the BBC’s radio and television networks.

    That all of these journalists continue to report for the BBC, continue to put their lives at risk to ensure that we can receive fair and balanced coverage of world events, is a testament to their courage and integrity.

    I’ve added the button on the right to show my support for Alan Johnston and to urge his captors to release him immediately. I’d encourage any bloggers or website owners reading this to do the same – the BBC has instructions on how to do so.


  4. No idea

    April 17, 2007 by dafyd

    Best mash-up ever:

    You need the free Macromedia Flash Player to watch this video. Download it here.

    If you’re reading this in a feedreader, or in Facebook or the like, you’ll have to click through to the actual post. Make sure you do, though – it’s utterly worth it!

    Also found this sketch on YouTube the other day. Scumbag College, still as funny as ever…


  5. Shakespeare

    April 16, 2007 by dafyd

    Waterstone’s is 25 years old this year. Some might say the true Waterstone’s died some years ago, but that’s neither here nor there.

    What’s interesting is that, in association with the Daily Telegraph, Waterstone’s is carrying out the Great British Literary Census to investigate what and how Brits read. It’s been done before, but hey.

    One of the questions is as follows:

    Waterstones Survey

    How do you answer that? Shakespeare is the most important author Britain has produced in the last 1000 years (well, ever), so he should absolutely be taught in schools. But his plays are also relevant and interesting. A teacher who can’t make Macbeth or the Tempest into an interesting and relevant lesson should go back to school.


  6. Firefox British-English dictionary

    April 6, 2007 by dafyd

    When reinstalling stuff back onto my computer, I (naturally) downloaded and installed the latest version of Firefox, 2.0.0.3.

    Version 2 onwards has built-in support for spell checking, proofing text you enter (here, for example) as you type it. Nifty.

    But… the British English dictionary at the Firefox Add-ons directory claims not to be valid with any version of Firefox above 2.0b2. Obviously, I refused to install the American version.

    A bit of Googling and 10 minutes later, I fiddled with the dictionary to allow me to install it. So, as a public service, and just to show that I’m not doing nothing all day, here’s a compatible version of the dictionary that will install in the current release of Firefox.

    I have just noticed that the dictionary recognises neither “Firefox” (odd) nor “movies” (quite right).


  7. Nothing much

    April 6, 2007 by dafyd

    It appears that I have not made a bloggy post in a week (apart from yesterday’s video – I started this post before that…). Oops. I don’t even have Rob’s excuse of, you know, working. I have been posting on Twitter, not that it’s much help…

    Anyhoo, my desk seems to be rather a mess at the moment, which ought to suggest I’m doing quite a bit. Alas, that’s not the case, but a guided tour of the mess seems to be an easy way to catalogue what I’m up to.

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    1 – Canadian Work Permit Application
    I’m in the middle of applying for a Canadian work permit, to enable me to go and work in Quebec for a few months as soon as possible. With any luck, I should have the permit by the middle of May (I’m waiting for Nottinghamshire Police to confirm that I don’t have a criminal record…), and then I’ll be able to go and complete my year abroad in Canada. It’s been, to say the least, rather frustrating over the last few months, sitting around, knowing that I should and could be somewhere else improving my French and Arabic… but it looks like the wait is almost over.

    2 – Microsoft Windows Vista
    Yes. I upgraded to Vista when it was released at the end of January, having been using the beta and release candidate versions since last summer. It is a fairly funky overhaul of what we know as Windows – it looks pretty, even if it doesn’t necessarily add six years’ worth of missing features…

    Anyway, Vista died on me last week, refusing to boot. So I formatted my hard drive and started again. Rather annoyingly, I’d deleted my backups about a fortnight ago, so I lost my work from between last Easter and now. Gah.

    3 – Le Nouvel Observateur
    Just because I’m at home, doesn’t mean I’m not keeping up with my French. Honest. We saw Mr Bean’s Holiday at the weekend, too – lots of French in that! (“La mer, qu’on voit danser le long des golfes clairs, à des reflets d’argent sous la pluie, la mer…“)

    Also, just to join in with election fever… “Ségo, Ségo, Ségolène!” (she’s on the cover of the magazine…)

    4 – Rushcliffe Borough Council Recycling2Go
    I was bin-minding for some neighbours while they were on holiday, and their bin was not collected by the council. So I rang the council’s call centre, and they came and emptied the bin. True story.

    5 – E.M. Forster’s Alexandria
    Seeing as my essay on Alexandria was on the un-backed-up version of Windows, I lost it when I reinstalled Vista. So I’m writing it again. Typing in Arabic, at about one character every 30 seconds, is a very slow business…

    6 – Mini Eggs
    ‘Cos it’s nearly Easter. Obviously.

    7 – Sniffles
    I think I’m coming down with / recovering from a cold. Meh.

    8 – Theatre tickets
    A group of us are going to see Avenue Q next Tuesday. I can promise that I’ll write something about it, but from past experiences, that’s unlikely to actually happen…

    9 – Music
    Music is good. For some reason, that small pile contains Wicked, Avenue Q, Little Shop of Horrors… and Bryan Adams. All of which are already on my computer (and backed up!), so I have no idea what the CDs are doing there.

    Incidentally, on the right-hand monitor there is Twitteroo, a nice Windows-flavoured way of posting to Twitter. It’s the closest I could find to Twitterrific (for Macs), of which I am, frankly, rather jealous. And no, I still don’t really know what the point is of Twitter. Just that it’s strangely addictive.


  8. Bourne’s back

    April 5, 2007 by dafyd

    More lazy blogging. Teaser trailer for the Bourne Ultimatum.

    You need the free Macromedia Flash Player to watch this video. Download it here.

    If you’re reading this in a feedreader, you’ll have to click through to the actual post. Make sure you do, though – it’s quality!

    Also, I have a real blog post coming soon. Promise.