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May, 2006

  1. Paris at 80 kph

    May 30, 2006 by dafyd

    I heard of Claude Lelouche’s C’était un rendez-vous quite a while ago. It famously provided inspiration for some legendary car chases through Paris in films such as Ronin, The Bourne Identity and Taxi. But I had never actually seen it until I was pointed towards it on Google Video.

    He covers 10.5 kilometres from just past the Arc du Triomphe to Montmartre, through the middle of Paris, past some of the city’s best known sights, at an average speed of 80 kph. He doesn’t stop for red lights, he ignores one-way streets, he very nearly hits pedestrians…

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    [via SBD]


  2. A monkey abused over Satan’s toe

    May 28, 2006 by dafyd

    The Da Vinci CodeThe Da Vinci Code

    Prize* to the first person who works out what the title says. See, Dan Brown, you don’t have all the fun… (Hint – there’s quite a big clue in the URL of this entry.)

    I warn you now – if you’re one of the four people in the world who doesn’t already know that Sophie Neveu is the Grail and that Mary Magdalene is buried under the Virgin Megastore in the Louvre, you’re going to have the story spoiled by this post… (oops)

    I think the title says it all, really (when you’ve decoded it). The Da Vinci Code really isn’t a bad film, but neither is it a particularly distinguished one. Like the book, really…

    My main grumble about the film is that it is terribly paced. I suppose that’s in part due to the book – long bits of exposition, followed by quick bursts of action – which works (fairly) well on paper. But on screen, where you spend 15 minutes explaining the premise of the film followed by about 30 seconds of action, it seems disjointed and badly edited, even if it isn’t necessarily so.

    The film is very, very true to the book – so much so, that there are certain bits of explanation that have been left out, on the assumption that most people who see the film will have read the book. With (apparently) 50 million copies sold, that’s probably a fair bet. But it does leave certain elements of the story unclear – why is she buried under the pyramid? What’s with the ritualistic sex that keeps cropping up in the Priory flashbacks?

    The story is, of course, just a tad ludicrous. I think that from time to time even Mr Hanks realises quite how ridiculous he sounds, but no one (despite what the Vatican may or may not be saying) is actually taking this for fact. Sir Ian McKellan is fantastic as Leigh Teabing, with just the right amount of dry English wit and eccentrcity – he also has the best lines of the film (“Biscuits?”). Jean Reno is a perfect Bezu Fache, the police chief, playing, it seems, himself. And Alfred Molina seems just a little underused – Bishop Aringarossa may not actually be that main a character, but he could have been more important.

    One thing that definitely is in the film’s favour is the location shooting. Beautiful images of Paris and the Louvre – shooting inside at night – and of London and Rosslyn (and Lincoln, standing in for the interior of Westminster Abbey). Procedurally, it all seems about right, too – no over-the-top French policemen or whatever, which makes a change for a Hollywood film.

    I think, basically, that the film is a very, very good adaptation of the book. Which is where its shortcomings lie. The book was never a critical success, just a remarkable word-of-mouth seller. The same is true of the film. It’s an enjoyable, if long, 2-and-a-half hour film. You’ll come out of it wondering what it was that had you so interested, just as with the book. But while watching it, you will enjoy it. Even if you feel a little guilty…

    *Does not necessarily have any monetary value. Or any value at all.


  3. Hmm

    May 25, 2006 by dafyd

    I just received a spam email with the following subject line:

    If a cow laughed hard enough, would milk come out of its nose?

    Very good question. Answers on a postcard…


  4. Meme time

    May 24, 2006 by dafyd

    I’ve not done one for a while, so here’s a new meme, found via Neil Turner.

    It’s a bit long, so I’ve stuck it in the extended entry.

    (more…)


  5. “What’s next?”

    May 23, 2006 by dafyd

    The Bartlet Administration has come to an end.

    The final episode of the West Wing aired in the US on Sunday night, and I *cough* downloaded it and watched it.

    I remember well the first time I watched it, six years ago, on a Sunday evening on Channel 4. The first episode I saw was the opening of the second season, “In the Shadow of Two Gunmen, Part 1″ which, as the name implies, deals with the aftermath of an assasination attempt on the President and his staff.

    I had read the hype for the first season in the Radio Times, and had in fact recorded the first couple of episodes, but never got round to watching them. But from that first episode I saw half a dozen years ago, I was hooked.

    It was like nothing I had seen before. The pace of the writing knocked me backwards. The characters – especially thrown into the middle of this assasination attempt – were incredibly real and believable. And the ideas – the scope of the whole thing – was bigger and more impressive than anything on TV.

    I was hooked.

    Suffice to say that the West Wing became nothing less than appointment viewing every week for me – even when Channel 4 lost faith in the series and bumped it all over the place (in fact, C4 still hasn’t show Season 5…).

    The cast of the West Wing

    I think this is the first time I’ve ever really been so drawn into a television drama. It sounds weird, but I really cared what happened to Jed and Abbey, to Josh and Donna, Leo, Sam, Toby, CJ… OK, the series lost something when Rob Lowe (Sam) and then Aaron Sorkin left the show 3 years ago. But even when the series wasn’t on form, it was a damn sight better than anything else on television.

    It was a weird premise for a television series, given that it could only possibly last eight years with the original characters. When John Spencer (Chief of Staff Leo McGarry) passed away suddenly over Christmas, I think everyone knew that show was going to be ending. The last few episodes, featuring Leo’s funeral and then the last few weeks of the Bartlet White House, were, in the most part, a wonderful ending to a wonderful series.

    So thank you, to the whole cast and crew of the West Wing, for seven years of stunning, record-breaking, must see televison. Thank you for not tempting the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing; for being “da man”; for woot canaw and a Secret Plan to Fight Inflation… thank you for the Jackal; for Mrs Landingham, who missed “her boys”; for being nothin’ but a family thing and for being able to sign the President’s name pretty good. Thank you for (not) being wrong on so many levels; for having health and strength and stealing the rest; for Admiral Sissymary and for Big Block of Cheese day (not to mention the wheat thin the size of Lake Tahoe)… thank you for band gazebos; for the seventeen spices used to baste a turkey and for shoving motherboards and legislative agendas… well, you can guess where! Thank you for not stopping for a beer or red lights; for “You look amazing”, for “I’m still here…”, for taking a walk… or something and for not saying anything about talking… thank you for doing what’s hard, for saying it right, for running into walls at full speed and for “what’s next?” Thank you for friends who have been down here before, and know the way out. Thank you for babies coming with hats; for dancing with the one that brung ya, for WWLD and for Bartlet for America. Just… thank you all – for all of it. [ta, TWoP forums]

    The cast of the West Wing


  6. Eurovision 2006

    May 20, 2006 by dafyd

    A year ago, I said

    What’s not to like about Eurovision? 4 hours of the ultimate in kitsch European TV, incredibly predictable, and yet also incredible fun. The only thing I can think of that’s anything like it is Sing-a-long-a-Sound-of-Music…

    And so it’s that time of year again! Random Cossacks dancing to Katie Melua wannabes, old women wandering around with drums, vikings jumping up-and-down…

    Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Finnish entry:

    ev_finland.jpg

    Apparently – reading their site – it takes them three hours to get into their costumes and makeup. A special appeal was launched in Finland to pay for the band’s pyrotechnics, when the Finnish broadcasters realised they couldn’t afford them on their own.

    Brilliant. I know who I want to win!

    UPDATE: They’ve carted out Nana Mouskouri (it’s being hosted by Greece). Turns out she’s not dead – could have fooled me.

    UPDATE 2: Wow! I didn’t actually expect Finland to win… it was a joke! Anyhoo – don’t you just love Terry Wogan? “Nobody voted for Israel, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t vote for anyone in return”.


  7. Bible bashing

    May 18, 2006 by dafyd

    Brilliant snip from a Da Vinci Code cast interview with Matt Lauer on NBC Today (video).

    Lauer: People wanted this to say ‘fiction, fiction, fiction’. How would you all have felt if there was a disclaimer at the beginning of the movie? Would it have been okay with you?”

    Ian McKellen: Well, I’ve often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction. I mean, walking on water, it takes an act of faith. And I have faith in this movie. Not that it’s true, not that it’s factual, but that it’s a jolly good story. And I think audiences are clever enough and bright enough to separate out fact and fiction, and discuss the thing after they’ve seen it.”

    Spot on. It’s a story, people. Made up. It doesn’t live in the Reference section of libraries and bookshops, or even the Mind, Body and Spirit section. It lives with the other novels. Grow up.

    Elsewhere in irreverent Bible-mockery… 10 Things I Hate About Commandments:

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  8. BBC Oops

    May 15, 2006 by dafyd

    BBC News 24 interviewed Guy Kewney last week about the Apple Corps v Apple Computer judgement. Except they didn’t actually interview Kewney – they interviewed the cab driver who had come to collect him…

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    Sunday’s Broadcasting House (podcast link) had a good bit about this in, including a chat to the real Mr Kewney.


  9. Examinating

    May 15, 2006 by dafyd

    ‘Tis the season of exams.

    Last Wednesday I had my Arabic oral – which was, not to be too blunt about it, an absolute disaster. I got freaked by the tape recorder, I think…

    Then on Friday I had my French oral – which was awesome. I completely nailed it, I think (although the results will probably show something different – that tends to happen).

    First proper exam is this Friday, French Language (a couple of translations and an essay), which I’m not too worried about. Then next week I have three papers for the three French culture modules I do, and the Friday after (June 2nd) is the Arabic written paper, which is, frankly, the one I’m most worried about.

    So I’m revising. Hard. When I’m not prevaricating, at least.

    And because it’s exam season, I have a cold. That’s how it seems to work. *Sigh*.


  10. More Boris, footballer of the year

    May 6, 2006 by dafyd

    8 fantastic minutes of pure genius on the football pitch, with sound:

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