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September, 2005

  1. Mary Poppins: Practically Perfect

    September 8, 2005 by dafyd

    Mary Poppins

    Crikey. What is there that I can possibly say about Mary Poppins that will ever do it justice?

    Forget the movie. There are no (terribly) dodgy Cockernee accents in this production. And, to my annoyance, there are no animated dancing penguins.

    What there is, though, is a true stage spectacle of the highest order. Now, I’ve seen inflatable palm trees and talking sphinxes, roller skating trains, and laser-generated cars, but nothing compared to the sheer showiness of this production.

    From a full size house (all the action takes place in and around 17 Cherry Tree Lane), complete with cellars and nursery under the roof, flown in as required, to musical numbers performed upside down on the ceiling, to a Mary Poppins who actually can slide up the bannisters … technically, Mary Poppins is genius. But unlike others I could mention, Mary Poppins is about considerably more than just showing off how clever the crew are. Every member of the huge cast was perfect (ish – Bert was a tad flat in places) – opera singing Miss Andrews, break dancing Mr Banks, the incredibly versatile Bert, and, of course, the absolutely spit-spot perfect Laura Michelle Kelly as Mary Poppins. The two Banks children were brilliant.

    The songs are, well, the songs from the film … but with a difference. The story is considerably different to that of the film, with the settings and meanings of the songs changing, some missed out completely, and some new ones added. The changes work well on the whole – although one new song, Temper Temper seems a little out of place, too dark, too Nutcracker-y.

    The energy of the whole company was very much evident through all of the numbers, especially the remixed Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (there be video on the official site that shows just a little smidgen of what they have to do). A favourite bit? Too many to mention. I have a favourite character, though: Mrs Brill, the housekeeper, who managed to get the whole house laughing whenever she spoke (“Nnnnnnnnnmmmmmm”).

    I really can’t recommend Mary Poppins enough – I know I say this about everything I see, but this time I really, really, really mean it. But be warned: it’s been 26 hours since it finished, and I still can’t get the damn song out of my head:

    Step in time, step in time
    Step in time, step in time
    Never need a reason, never need a rhyme
    Step in time, we step in time


  2. Theatre!

    September 8, 2005 by dafyd

    So… yesterday David and I trotted off down to London.

    There were several reasons for this (almost) impromptu trip.

    I’ve been meaning to go down all summer, but working at Waterstone’s five days a week meant I’d not had a chance until now.

    There are about 97 different plays on in London that I really, really, really, really want to see.

    David wanted to go on a train.

    And there was some sort of cunning plan to surprise Laura. For the record, I had nothing to do with this bit. Much.

    Anyway, suffice to say that I finally got round to sorting out some tickets (two shows, matinee and evening, for £40 – not bad).

    And down we went.

    David has already blogged about the intrigue and surprise, so I’ll leave that to him.

    And we went to see “A Few Good Men” at the Theatre Royal, Haymarket, and “Mary Poppins” at the Prince Edward. I will eventually write decent reviews of each, which I’ll put in seperate posts. But for now, just believe me when I say that both were fantastic. About as different as two pieces of theatre can get from each other, but still both fantastic…


  3. Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage?

    September 5, 2005 by dafyd

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Behold.Ever tried to find a religion that truly made sense of the modern world? That believes, as you do, that every Friday should be a religious holiday?

    You should become a Pastafarian. Truly, the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the religion we’ve all been waiting for.

    And you shall spot the faithful by their pirate uniforms.

    It was prophesied in June by Bobby Henderson, an Oregon State University physics graduate. He’s angry that the Kansas Board of Education has proposed giving intelligent design equal time with evolution by natural selection in biology classes. He wrote demanding that Flying Spaghetti Monsterism be given equal time, too.

    Intelligent design is, of course, a belief system contending that features of the universe exhibit the characteristics of being made by an intelligent agent – namely, the Christian God.

    Henderson says that intelligent design commits the fallacy of correlation implying causation. He says Pastafarians hold similarly fallacious beliefs, such as the view that global warming is caused by the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s. His website, www.venganza.org, contains endorsements showing the growth of the belief in the scientific community. Henderson says that Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is a non-evolutionary biology, too, which posits that a “noodly master” planted all evidence of evolution.

    It shouldn’t surprise many of you to discover that this is exactly the kind of off-beat new craze (if it can be called that) of which I am a great fan.

    I believe. Do you?

    Oh – check out the couple of Guardian articles (here and here) and the Wikipedia entry. And Boing Boing keeps bigging up His Noodliness, including a $1 million prize for proof that He exists.


  4. Hell hath no fury…

    September 1, 2005 by dafyd

    I have to say that I am totally unqualified to write anything about the unimaginable horrors that New Orleans is suffering in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. I have absolutely no experience of anything even close to the scale of destruction that she left in her wake.

    And I certainly don’t want to sound like certain members of America’s Christian right.

    But I do find it incredibly scary that this natural disaster struck in Louisiana, in the year 2005 – and that more than 1000 people have lost their lives, and millions more have lost their homes and possessions and friends and family.

    This wasn’t an earthquake that affected some people half the way round the world in India, or a tsunami that hit some countries people had never heard of before. This is New Orleans. Really American America. The middle of John Grisham country.

    If it can affect there, why not New York? And if New York, why not London? (Yes, I know, scientifically it’s pretty improbable – but you know what I mean).

    On the up side (if there really is one to such a tragedy), this should force W’s hand on the issue of climate change in some way. Even if there is no real link, he’ll have to be seen to be doing something.

    Glenn Reynolds has a pretty comprehensive list of support charities and agencies if you feel you want to give some sort of support to those who have lost everything to Katrina.