…in their spare time, according to the French:

Yes. I do that. Every weekend. Obviously.
(Thanks to Petite for spotting the advert…)
Looks like I’m going to visit my grandmother in Paris next week – we leave on the Wednesday (the 26th ish) and get back on the Sunday (the 3rd – so Wednesday can’t be the 26th. Oh well. I can’t be bothered to alt-tab into Outlook to check the calendar.)
Any requests for French delicacies?
Oh – almost forgot: anyone fancy applying for middle manager positions at MI5?