Why, oh why, have Nestle decided to stop selling Smarties in tubes? It’s as if Terry’s decided that making Chocolate Oranges round was too expensive, and started selling them as cubes. Or Cadbury’s got fed up with Creme Eggs, and started making Creme Nuggets, or something. I’m disgusted.
I mean, just look at the new ‘hexatube’:

It looks really, really naff. The tubes are what Smarties are famous for – I remember getting a tube of Smarties when I swam my first 5 metres at school*. And these new hexatubes don’t have the letters on top – again, something that will always be associated with Smarties.
Most importantly, though, I doubt you’ll be able to use the new hexatubes as blowpipes, firing the top at anyone who happened to be in range.
I propose a complete boycott of all Nestle products – I’ll suggest it to the DSU. Oh, wait – they already do that. Drat.
*Rewarding exercise with chocolate – somehow, I doubt they still do that after all the fuss with Cadbury’s last year…








