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January, 2005

  1. “Celebrity” Big Brother

    January 23, 2005 by dafyd

    Happy Mondays dancer Bez has won the third series of reality show Celebrity Big Brother.

    He beat Blazin’ Squad rapper Kenzie and actress Brigitte Nielsen in the Channel 4 final on Sunday, winning £50,000.

    Has anyone ever heard of Bez? Happy Mondays? Nope. Not me.

    Blazin’ Squad – yep, I’ve heard of them. Couldn’t say anything about Kenzi, though. He must be one of these:

    Blazin Squad

    Couldn’t say which, though.

    Brigitte Nielsen. Sylvester Stallone’s wife. Dunno anything else about her though. A quick search on the IMDb reveals that she has been in such blockbuster films as, umm, The Double 0 Kid and Snowboard Academy.

    In fact, of all the so-called ‘celebrities’, the only ones I’d heard of were Germaine Greer and John Mc-something. Oh well.


  2. More random Arabic

    January 21, 2005 by dafyd

    More grammar exercise = more random sentences!

    Today’s gem:

    3 of my friends work at McDonald's in Arabic

    That means, “three of my friends work at McDonald’s”. Now there’s a sentence I’m going to be using a lot…


  3. They’re building…

    January 20, 2005 by dafyd

    …a conservatory outside our room. Look, it’s got a roof and everything:

    Building outside my room

    Particularly impressive considering we’re up 75 stairs in a 1000 year old castle!


  4. Jumping on the Bandwagon

    January 19, 2005 by dafyd

    The New York Times has done a very good spoof advert about all those armbands that charities seems to be selling nowadays.

    I don’t know about you, but I’ve come across yellow ones for Lance Armstrong’s cancer campaign (designed by Nike), blue anti-bullying ones, and white “Make Poverty History” ones (as featured on the Vicar of Dibley).

    Now, I’m all for an innovative way to raise money for these important causes, especially if it gets them publicity at the same time. But there comes a point when it gets silly. There’s a reason that only Comic Relief uses Red Noses… it’s unique, and can be easily identified with the campaign. When loads of different campaigns launch the same gimmick at the same time… they all merge into one.


  5. How bizarre

    January 18, 2005 by dafyd

    I’ve just come across this Arabic sentence in an exercise I’ve been doing:

    I have a cold and a headache in Arabic

    It means, for those of you who don’t speak the language, “I have a cold and a headache”. Which is exactly what I have. I was about to give up on the exercise and go to bed because I felt so ill when I came across the sentence. Now I’m going to finish the exercise to see what other gems come up in it…!


  6. Shakespeare musical

    January 18, 2005 by dafyd

    OK, this is a little surreal today. I was in a bit of a weird mood when I was writing it (about a week ago, but I only got round to finishing it today)…

    An awful lot of Shakespeare’s plays have been made into musicals. Think about it: West Side Story from Romeo and Juliet, Kiss Me Kate from The Taming of the Shrew, Return to the Forbidden Planet from The Tempest.

    But how many musicals have been made into Shakespeare’s plays? Very few, I think you’ll agree.

    So… Grease by Mr William Shakespeare? Ooh, ooh, even better: Evita – you can just imagine him writing it as one of his histories, can’t you?!

    I was going to use another example, but going through it I realised that it already is an adaptation of a Shakespeare play. See if you can work out which musical and play I’m referring to:

    Man, with seemingly supernatural powers, living as an exile from society in a theatre. Has a young protegé, who falls in love with a newcomer to the theatre. Magic chappy uses his powers to cause confusion in said theatre, especially disrupting the plotting of those trying to overthrow him again. In the end, he realises that the true love between protegé and newcomer is more than he could ever hope to have, and they are better off leaving him, even though it means that he will die alone. The End.

    So. A very short summary of the Phantom of the Opera, you say. Well, yes. But is it not also Shakeybob’s Tempest? Methinks it is. What’s that you say? The Tempest is set on an island, not in a theatre? I draw your attention to this scene from act IV, scene I:

    Be cheerful, sir.
    Our revels now are ended. These our actors,
    As I foretold you, were all spirits and
    Are melted into air, into thin air:
    And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
    The cloud-capp’d towers, the gorgeous palaces,
    The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
    Ye all which it inherit, shall dissolve
    And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
    Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
    As dreams are made on, and our little life
    Is rounded with a sleep.

    …and to this essay by way of explanation.

    Anyway, I just thought that there were some interesting parallels there between the two plays. I am not in any way suggesting that Shakespeare plagiarised Andrew Lloyd Webber and Richard Stilgoe’s ideas (or, in fact, Gaston Leroux, who wrote the original novel – not Victor Hugo, as the Newark Palace theatre thinks)…


  7. Remember when…?

    January 17, 2005 by dafyd

    Amazon looked like this?

    Or when the White House website looked like this?

    Thanks to the Internet Archive Wayback Machine, you can look at how sites used to look. What fun!

    Hey, even I’m in there – with such exciting designs as the first iteration of dafyd.me.uk, from back in the days of yore, or even the crappy one that never worked from 2003.


  8. American English…?

    January 10, 2005 by dafyd

    Hmm. What really is proper English nowadays? Is it the language spoken in England? If so, which part of England? Is it the language spoken by the most people, across the greatest area? If yes, then it must surely be that spoken in the USA.

    That said, I have always considered the English I speak to be ‘proper’, and am often amused by how Americans ‘mangle’ the language. “Why is Dafyd waffling about this?” you might ask. Well, I came across this snippet on Bob’s blog about his trip to the Grand Canyon:

    Our first stop was next door to Treasure Island to pick up Paul and Melanie, who were visiting Vegas from the UK. These guys were around our age and were a total blast. It was just plain fun to listen to their various phrases that they used in comparison to ours (UK Dafyd [that's me, by the way] can back me up on this). People don’t wait in line, they “queue up”. You don’t have a chocolate for desert; you have a “chocolate for your pudding”. But even though we came from slightly different cultures, they were both very quick witted folks and we had a good time with them.

    Point 1: no, I don’t have a chocolate for desert. The Sahara and Mojave are deserts. I have chocolate for dessert. Sorry. Just me nitpicking. As usual. Ignore me.

    Point 2: I would argue, and always have done, that Americans have “different phrases to ours”, and not the other way round.

    And point 3: “they were both very quick witted folks” – that’s us Brits all over. Except those you see reading newspapers called, for example, the Sun, the Mirror, the Daily Mail.

    Reading this through, I realise that I come across slightly anti-American. That is absolutely not my intention. What I wanted to suggest was how different our viewpoints are. And also to ask the question about how we can really define “English” now that more non-Brits speak it than Brits.


  9. Pretty Colours

    January 5, 2005 by dafyd

    The Hive Group have created a clever piece of software known as Honeycomb Technology that takes lists of information or tables of figures and creates easily accesible coloured maps of the data.

    They did it with Wikipedia‘s geographical data – taking every country in the world and displaying them in glorious Technicolor (well, green, orange and red, anyway). Have a play – it’s good, if slightly [arrgh, I can't think of the word], fun!

    They’ve done the same for top news sites – which makes quite interesting viewing.


  10. Why am I so busy?

    January 3, 2005 by dafyd

    At uni, where I’m supposed to be working hard, I managed to blog pretty much every day.

    During the Christmas holidays, when I’m supposed to be relaxing and not doing (quite as much) work, I’ve blogged 4 times in a fortnight (or so)… and most of those have been short and about the same thing.

    Why? Well, I’ve been back working at Waterstone’s for one thing. That’s been pretty hectic, and when I have actually been at home I’ve not really felt like doing too much.

    Anyway, I’ve finished at Waterstone’s now, so things might get back to normal. I have a few projects to do before going back to uni (fixing a few computers, teaching people how to make websites, teaching parents how to use Excel, and a small matter of an essay), but that shouldn’t take up too much time.

    On another note, I heard this week that one of my teachers from Nottingham High School, Mr Barry Duesbury (the Head of English), passed away on Wednesday. I only really got to know him in the last two years of NHS, when he taught me in 6.1 and was my form master in 6.2. I think we got on fairly well… he always seemed quite happy to see me in Waterstone’s – in fact, he was in only last week. The funeral’s on Friday – I might go, if any other of my ex-classmates go. We’ll see.

    My deepest sympathies to his wife, Pam – and to the English department at the High School, who have lost a fairly major cog in their machine.