I came across this article on the site of one of Britain’s foremost tabloid newspapers (tabloid, not compact) – complete with picture:
YES, I’M A PM IN DISGUISE
TORY leader Michael Howard hopes to get his party All Shook Up for the next election – by adopting an Elvis Presley song.
Instead of playing Elgar or Andrew Lloyd Webber tunes, he wants his battle buses to blast out The King’s A Little Less Conversation.
Aides believe the line “A little less conversation, a little more action please” would focus on Labour’s failure to deliver on key pledges.
Mr Howard, a big Elvis fan, is said to do a mean impersonation of the pelvis-thrusting legend. Our picture shows how he could look in action.
READY FOR A BIG SWING?
Songs Michael ‘Elvis’ Howard might sing include: True Blue Suede Shoes, Howard Dog, Love Me out-to-Tender and I’m Right, You’re Left, She’s Gone.
Give you three guesses which paper it was in…
Talk about blowing a minor story out proportion…!