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Homer for President?

November 2, 2004 by dafyd

I just spotted the ‘Quote of the Day’ on the IMDb front page – how apt is this…?

It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed. Doomed.

If you were wandering, it’s Kang from The Simpsons

The Simpsons website also has quite a witty piece about Homer running for president, including his manifesto:

- A friend to one, a friend to all. (Except Flanders.) - There is nothing to fear except fear itself. Oh… and fear of the voices… the constant voices telling me to do things… bad things - I will put a man on Mars within the decade. That man will be Flanders. And he will not return. - No big government, just big waist sizes. - Children are the future. That’s why they must be stopped today. - I will make the trains run on time. On second thought, coal might be better. I will make the trains run on coal. - I will legalize the hunting of sisters-in-law. - Repeal all taxes… make Sweden pay for everything.

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